Thursday, August 2, 2012

Chapter 4

I wouldn't say that anything really happened today. It figures that as soon as I start writing these things down my life gets perpetually dull. I guess that's sort of a good thing after last nights dinner debockle. I don't believe I wrote about that. Well, for the uninformed, last night my entire family got together to say Bon Voyage to my grandparents who are leaving for Italy in a few days. The entire family is flying up (including myself) except my father who has decided to stay home to avoid any quality time with his mother and sisters (my gramma and aunts for those who aren't following). This sent my grandmother livid. She and my father aren't speaking anymore. So obviously the dinner was a cover ploy set up by my aunts to get the two talking again. Did it work? NO. Absolutely not. In fact it made them both even more upset. They spent the entire night sitting on opposite sides of the universe, building hard exteriors. Honestly, I've felt more warmth emanating from polar ice caps. The entire ride home my father sat in the drivers seat steaming. At one point he actually said, "I just don't understand how some people can be so cold." The best part is that he and my grandmother will never realize that they are the exact same person. It's honestly ridiculous.
But! In later news, I got another message from King Confusing (Steve- the guy whose not actually my boyfriend but still treats me like I'm his girlfriend) about how much he hates women. Am I missing something? Is this a guy thing? Are all guys this way? Because I've met a lot of guys and I'm almost certain they're not. But hey, what the hell do I know? For all I'm sure all guys could secretly be part chicken.

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